I had to crash somewhere for the night and my friend hooked me up by a frat house.... I am a girl... So her friend who let me stay by this house told me to just stay in his bed and he'll sleep on the couch.

I go into his room and get as settled as I could. His room was a mess. Anyways I changed into sweatpants and a t-shirt, he knocked on the door and came in.

We were watching Netflix on his huge tv and he turned to me and started saying all these things about how he's catching feelings... mind you i never met this mans in my life. So I said I'm sorry but I'm not really interested, thanks though. And we kept watching.

When the movie ended I layed down on my back on the bed and I SAW A HUGE DILDO ON HIS CEILING?!?!?? I was so confused and asked him and he just took it down and put it on the wall???

Nothing happened with us and I ended up packing my bags and sleeping outside my office that night...