I’m so annoyed with my husband right now. He never seems to know when he’s coming or going from work and when or what days he needs to enter leave requests for. Like - he asks me what he needs to enter. It was annoying when I was working and he would call me when it was time to put in his timesheet. Now that I’m home on maternity leave and so exhausted I barely know my own name because I’m not sleeping and I’ve got a newborn and a toddler to care for, this bitch still wants me to tell him when he took off work since August 26.

Man, use a fucking post it note and a pen. Make a list. I don’t fucking know EVERYTHING, okay?