So I'll try to make this short. Basically, I have problems with going to the bathroom so when I finally do, my #2's are rather...large. Most times it's not an issue but tonight and one other night, I clogged the toilet, and haven't been able to unclog it 🙃

The first time this happened, I was SO embarrassed. Two years living together and it finally happened. Well, I was working like a psycho to get this damn toilet unclogged and I just couldn't do it. So...I asked my fiance to come in and help me 😭 and he did!! Without hesitation, but with some laughter and "omg I can't believe this is happening", he came and helped me unclog my shit from the toilet. I mean, tried to help anyway. That shit was so stuck, we waited until morning to try again but it ended up dissolving on it's own.

That was a year ago and it hasn't happened since then, until tonight!!! Again, I tried to unclog it but the toilet won. So I went out to the livingroom, and this time I just looked at the ground and said "please use the bathroom downstairs until morning" and he goes "did you clog the toilet again!?" 😭 I said "MAYBE JUST PLEASE USE THE BATHROOM DOWNSTAIRS OKAY" and he laughs and asks, "okay, but does your tummy feel better?" And I nodded yes and he rubbed my 8mo pregnant belly and says "then that is all that matters" 😭 I hate myself but oh man do I love him.