So I'm sitting in my car with my son in the line up for oil changers. He makes a poop noise. Great I think, perfect timing. Well when I was done I plopped him in the trunk and started to change him. Well, turns out he shit so bad that it came out the diaper, went down his leg and into his sock. He smelled so bad that he literally attracted flies. It went everywhere. His pants were so full of poop that it wound up on my portable change pad. All over his sneakers. His new white onesie was garbage. I had it on my clothes all over my hands. It was absolute hell. I went through more then half of a container of wipes. I then cut my day short and rushed home. I went down to my undies and I put the kid in the tub. What a day.