On the news I learned that someone found a burning couch out in the middle of some random field and when the fire department got there they discovered that there was a body burning on the couch.

So there was just a random person... sitting on a couch... and burning... in the middle of a random field. Okay well can’t get any weirder than that. And this was less than 20 miles away from me.

Then I learn today that there was a couple that adopted a 6 year old girl that had issues and would stand over them at night and tried to poison them but come to find out she was a 22 year old woman with some medical condition that makes her look like a very young child and she just played that off and trolled family’s for years and...

weird shit happens all the time but this takes the cake. I’m officially done with the planet right now.