okay y’all don’t kill me but ya girl and her partner didn’t have a condom so hey why not raw dog it hahahahaha fuck... well uh I said yanno dude I’m on the pill but still pull out at least try to- well fuck me uh not even 5 stroked in he cums inside and I’m like OH WAIT FUCK UH OKAY COOL... so uh that happens he said my coochie was too tight which is a good thing all girls want that and he was shook that I made him cum that quick so if I got that fire 🐱 😛😌

Okay so enough of the details y’all I take my pill everyday never skipped a day ever and I also have only been 2 hours late before but that was a while ago🤦🏻‍♀️ but I just started my new pack today so I’m fine right? I mean I think I am I know the risks and what not but I take it correctly so there’s not any way I could be pregnant AND I know what I’m gonna hear in the comments BLAH BLAH BLAH you can still get pregnant on the pill if you don’t want a baby don’t have sex... like no SHARON I will continue to have sex even if it doesn’t go my way THANK YOU VERY MUCH... uh sorry about that SO ANYWAYSSSS I know sperm lasts for 5 days which is hmm kinda concerning like damn those little swimmers can last that long YIKES 💀 anyways I don’t get a period because I have (AUB Abnormal Uterine Bleeding)- which is pretty common and it’s pretty shitty to deal with ngl to ya... but um since I don’t get a period I can’t have any suspicious thoughts to test in a few weeks right? I know people get pregnant on the pill and if I am one of those people then I guess it’s my destiny I am 18 and in college and I’m not ready WHATSOEVER but I personally could not terminate my own pregnancy but yanno THATS JUST ME

anyways sorry if you have a migraine or lost brain cells from reading this shitty post just try your best to read it in a comical way cause I’m a goofball so just catch my vibe that I’m giving out rn

You lovely ladies better be nice to me or you’re gonna make me really mad cause all I’m asking for is just one person to reassure me that I’m gonna be okay so yeah thank you 🥴🥺🥺