Sorry but not sorry

I'm sharing it here because this might be laughable to some and it's not really serious even though it kind of is.

So anyways I've been sick AF (not Aunt Flo, the other AF 😂😂) last week with stomach flu and had diarrhea and was throwing up.. And now the last few days i've been really really constipated which I am NEVER!

So now I was able to take a good, decent shit and it was SO liberating I just had to tell someone!