I’m an over the top person and he knows it. Each year for his birthday I get new lingerie, candles the whole thing. I’ve thrown him a surprise party and multiple other birthday parties.

For my birthday we’re going camping with my family, so we had our dinner the other night. He wanted to go out and all I asked for was “a home cooked meal, movie and popcorn and for him to not be on his phone) that’s another thing.

All week all I heard was he had anxiety about it and was going to make me a grilled cheese. Ok, the food wasn’t the point but ok. I told him if it’s creating this much pressure please don’t worry about it. He insisted and made delicious chicken tacos. After dinner I looked at him w a smile and thanked him; he immediately frowned and said “I didn’t get you a cake”. Ok again not the point but ok...

After the movie I suggested we move to the bedroom (I usually always have my period on my bday so I was helllllaaa excited to finally get some bday sex lmaoo. Well we get to the room, he immediately goes on IG or whatever, opens my laptop and puts on Family Guy... lol ok not the point

And then started to rub my body. Asked me if I liked it and I said “yah it makes me sleepy tho” and he continued... eventually he fell asleep on my shoulder.

He’s done this the last 3 nights so I’m sure you ladies know how I’m feeling.... now I’m looking forward to spending all weekend my my family sharing an RV.

Happy birthday to me