Finally had the full monty!

I've officially been thrown up on, peed on and pooped on.

Little girl spat up as I was lifting her up over me and it went in my mouth 👌🏽 I've been covered in pee countless times when she's free of a nappy and decides that's the best time to go, but last night while changing a pooey nappy, she "farted" and I looked down as she shotgunned poo all over me.

#mumlife