Who else can't wait to meet their baby, while at the same time is in no rush to try any natural induction methods? You come out whenever you're ready, baby!

Also, randos kept telling me, as if they knew, that I would go early. Meanwhile, I had had an intuition I would go late, and besides which, first time labors on average start late (when not induced or scheduled via c-section) so it's a safer guess anyway. To all the randos thinking they know more about my body and my baby, so there!