Friends: *bickering and joking around*

Friend 1:*to friend 2* u suck

Me: I thought that was ur job

Friend 1: *laughing* I hate u

Friend 2: I hate everything

Me: I love my kitties

Friend 1: that's not the only pussy u care about

Friend 2: that makes 3 pussies ur bf loves

Me: *blushes and punches friend 1 in the arm and slaps friend 2 on the back of the head* idiots!

Friend 1: we're not the only guys you pound

Friend 2: guess that's 2 more guys that can make u flustered

Friend 3: *pops up from out of no where* guess her bf isn't the only guy that can make her scream