I am a wolly mammoth. Will it ever go away!?

My hair is growing so fast everywhere. I use to have fine hair on my thighs and I just noticed a coarse patch. Also found a couple chin hairs! 😭 I can barely see my lady parts and its getting so hard to keep up down there. Three days pass by and I feel like a wolly mammoth. We are having a boy and according to ole wives tales that could be why but after I have him will everything go back to normal or will this be life? Is there a type of Nair that is safe to use? Help!