I was joking with my so because my boobs are hurting SO bad and he was watching me rub them through my shirt and hiss.

I was grabbing them and I said “you know, my boobs can tell the future. I bet you they’ll tell me when I’ll get my period.”

He said “bet.” I squeezed my boobs and hummed and then said “they say...hmmm. tonight.”

It was truth. The boobs tell only truth. I, in-fact, got my period tonight. The very next time I went pee to be exact. So I holler from the toilet “the BOOBS speak TRUTH”

We’ve been laughing for 10 minutes about my psychic boobs. Well, I am fine, he however seriously cannot stop laughing. He said “that was just the most unexpected thing ever.”