It’s my first cycle TTC and like most of the first timers I’m just going wild on tracking, charting, temping, touching, checking, poasing etc. sooo I had this crazy dream last night, this might be a little bit TMI but here it goes:

I dreamed that I decided to go to the bathroom to check my cervix. When I looked down to my vag-jay-jay, I could see my cervix poking out of it! 😱 and I was all amazed like “wow!! I can really check my cervix right now!”

So I took my cervix in my hands (yeah girl, picture that!) and it was of the size of a small beer bottle. I spent a few minutes looking at it, I was sooo mesmerized by it but after that I decided to “put it back in its place” (WT actual F??).

So I looked down, placed by cervix back on its place (omg I’m laughing so hard right now just remembering) and looked inside my vag-jay-jay (I must be very flexible in my dreams) to see how it looked like. My cervix looked like this beautiful pink kaleidoscope and I was like “WOW!!! A WOMAN’S BODY IS SUCH AN AMAZING THING!!!” 😂😂😂

Anyways.... yeah ladies, please don’t take your cervixes out to analise it ok? 🤣🤣🤣