How often is too often to drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself?

18+ only

So....I might have a slight obsession with wine. I used to hate it. The thought of drinking rotted fruit for fun reminded me of drinking the juices of Satan's ass crack on a hot summer day in hell. I hated the smell. I hated the taste.

Then.....I tried Prosecco. Ever since it was an upward spiral of drunken bliss as I hippity hopped my way up the aisles of my local wine shops trying new vibrant reds with hints of berries, rosés that blush more than a virgin bride on her wedding night, whites as delicate as winter's first snowflake and cheap wine that's boxier than big boobed Jude from the super market who you're pretty sure might have paid the $20,000 to go up two cups because she hasn't figured out the glorious (much cheaper) effect that 2 cups of wine can have on your confidence.

With this new obsession and the sloth in me that can't muster up the grit to put on a bra and actual jeans (leggings dont count) to at least act like I'm going out for the company of friends instead of the company of my favorite slightly carbonated sweet relief from a day shitter than the streets of London in 1712, Roscato Rosso Dolce, I've come to discover that I might have a teensy problem with putting the bottle down.

Now I don't want to say that I'm a wino at the tender innocent age of 22 but, when my naturally whorish self would rather have my mouth wrapped around the tip of a bottle (yes I'm not so ashamed to say that I've drank straight from the bottle) instead of the tip of that yummy looking piece of man candy's salty lolli, I might have to acknowledge that annoying nagging concern in the back of my head that says that I might have a problem.

Now, about 3-4 times a week, I indulge in the process of buying wine for a friend, failing to invite said friend over, putting the wine away only to bargain myself into limiting it 2 glasses then, somehow miraculously finding the entire bottle gone and searching for the invisible gremlin that has obviously very rudely taken it upon himself to drink my whole bottle for me.

With that being said, am I drinking just a smidge too much? My wallet isn't hurting and I've only drunkenly serenaded one of my hookups over snapchat twice so, I don't believe the situation is dire but, could it get there? Does anybody else indulge in this practice? Should I be concerned? My ex-husband says I'm being reckless while he spends $50 on a new game every week instead of going out and having a functioning social life.🙄 My very flamboyant best friend says that I'm doing great but, he comes from a family of alcoholics so, there's that lack of trust in his words.🤷‍♀️ Which brings me here to you lovely ladies. What amount is too much? Do I have a problem? Does anyone else do this? Please, tell me your thoughts on this fun little controversy below. Thanks in advance ladies and stay beautiful!😘 Cheers!🥂