Describe your pet’s morning routine and let’s see if we can guess what kind of pet it is

Here’s mine:

The alarm goes off at eight and I go turn her sun on. She typically hisses at me because how dare I wake her up. I clean the poop off her plate and put down some fresh food. She scampers over to it and buries herself in it for a minute before starting to munch on it. She loves radicchio. It usually takes her an hour to get through a small handful. Then she lays on the plate for another hour or so before going and walking around to make sure nothing has changed. Today she was freaking out because her bath was gone (I’m cleaning it).