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“I’m so ready to kill my husband”

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Edit: y’all I really thought it would be obvious this would be a joke 😂😂😂 like. Mama’s Broken Heart by Miranda Lambert, Before He Cheats & Church Bells by Carrie Underwood, Picture to Burn & Should’ve Said No by Taylor Swift, etc. A ton of country songs written/performed by women have a theme of, “my boyfriend/husband cheated on me, I wanna set his house on fire and slash all his tires.” But they’re so catchy it’s hard not to listen along like “yes bitch wing that eyeliner & go apeshit” so I was making, how the kids call a jocque, about that whole mood. I’m actually in a very happy relationship and listen to a lot more classic country love songs than those kinds of songs, it was just funny to me. 😂

And before someone is like “mUrDeRiNg YoUr SpOuSE iSn’T fUnNy” let me add: I am not condoning murdering your husband or causing him any harm or implying physical abuse is okay if someone cheats.