I’m posting this anonymously because I get easily embarrassed talking about sex. Also, please don’t judge I’m just freaking out and need to talk about it.

So, right after my last period we had sex and the lovely freakin condom broke. I didn’t think much of it because my period had literally just ended.

But....

I’ve been craving Cheetos and chocolate cake. I’ve been peeing SO MUCH. I’ve kinda brushed it off as nothing. Until today. I felt insanely sick last night, but never threw up. Today, I was fine until out of nowhere I started feeling nauseous again.

Then, I remembered that during the time I was supposedly ovulating (it’s only an estimate time because I just use a <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">period tracker</a>) I was cramping really, really bad. Which is unusual.

I know we’re apparently more fertile postpartum but I can’t find anything online that talks about it.

So, yeah. Now I’m going to be freaking out for the next couple of weeks. Awesome.