I made a mistake...

I did something pretty dumb today. I ate a whole bunch of beans.

Lotta beans. Beans usually don’t give me bad gas but I didn’t think about the fact that I was eating ALOT of them.

So right now I’m sitting in the living room letting my farts out instead of laying in bed with my so and killing him with the stink. Farts don’t really bother us but I mean.. when you’re farting like I am I feel like it’s nice to be considerate of other ppls noses. He came and asked why I’m just sitting here and I straight up just told him “I’m trying to not kill you with my farts”

He just laughed and walked away