He has his father’s penis!!??

Babies are born and we compare features. Whose nose is this? He has grandpas ears. He has mamás hair. But to say, he has his fathers penis?? 😳

I gave birth to a son last week. Yippie!! In the hospital, the doctors made their rounds checking every corner of the baby. They noticed his penis has a little “torsion” to it. It basically curves to the side.. the little seam line on the bottom of the shaft, is not in a straight line. It’s in a diagonal line going up the side.

I panic. Asking if that’s an issue and what causes it. The doctor says it’s ok, it’s usually hereditary.

I never really looked hard at my husbands shaft seam. But it’s been on my mind all week 😈

Low and behold, I offer a blumpkin and go to town.. 🙄😅😂 joking, I don’t do blumpkins 🤮

I offer a BJ and remember the seam.. I almost couldn’t finish sucking him off when I realized that our son has the exact same penis!!!

No, not the size 😂😭

But the shape, the color, the torsion!! OMG!! I wonder why my husband didn’t tell me to stop freaking out about the penile torsion and that his penis works just fine with it. I wonder if he even knows he has it too?

Would it be weird to ask or tell him next time we’re having light hearted conversation??