Should I get drunk or high before he comes over?

I have gray pubes, and my boyfriend has never seen them. He says he doesn’t care how my body looks, but he’s always turned the lights off when we have sex. He lives in another city, and I always went to see him, but he’s coming to see me on Christmas, and it doesn’t get very dark in my apartment, especially during the day time. My kids will be with my ex husband.

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