So I’m going through a divorce, as of right now we live under the same roof 🙄. Obviously we aren’t sexually active. I was at Walmart today just wasting time and seen they had “personal massagers” I start Investigating and thought to myself hmmmmm this one sounds interesting.

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!! When I tell you this little MOFO will change your life, it will CHANGE YO LIFE!!!!!

* Actually representation of me afterward 🤣

Had me like men.... what’s that?!?!!!?