Hubby has to love me

Hubby walked in while I was putting up groceries and said ‘Whatcha eating baby? Did you pick us something up?’ I said oh uhhhhh nothing just a gogurt I bought and I microwaved one of this little sausage biscuits I bought oh and some of these chips I bought you want some? I turned around and he was shaking his head saying ‘only my pregnant ass wife’ smiling and laughing lol