A bitch is paranoid

That Bitch

Aaaaalrighty. So about a week and a half ago I had sex with this dude. It was protected, but! This guy was not careful about his precum. Like at all. And there was a lot of it. And some of it got on the couch. And I rolled over on it cus I didn’t notice it until it was right on my pelvis. So I go to wash it off but ykno I’m panicking. I read online that you should wait about two weeks to take a test? Well my period is late (again, nothing new there) but a bitch is paranoid and I just wanna know if I should be making an abortion appointment or not. What are the chances of getting a false negative if you take the test too early? Can you take the test too early?