ADVICE: Sex Toys Overseas

I’m deploying soon. The countries I’m going to ban sex toys... any female Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, or Airmen have advice? 😅

I’m 100% serious, I’m not getting “sh*t d*ck” or pregnant from these crusty men/women overseas.

*please don’t come at me for OPSEC, nothing vital that is OPSEC related was posted*