Obviously I'm the worst mom on this app... I'm posting this story just in case you're feeling bad about being a mom at least you're not me.

I ordered one of those subscription razors. It finally came in yesterday! I was cooking dinner and showing my husband the razor because he had just brought it in with the mail.

He playing with the magnetic piece it came with to hang in on the shower wall. Our 9 month old started crying so he dat the razor on the counter.

I'm trying to cook potato soup in my instant pot and the thing kept saying burn and I still cant figure out why.

My 2 year old started screaming! She runs in the kitchen covered in blood with the razor in her hand...

She figured out how to get the cover off of it and tried to shave her face like daddy. She cut her nose both of her lips her chin and under her nose. It bled forever! It was so traumatic for her that when it finally stopped bleeding and she finally calmed down and got cleaned up she just went and laid herself down and went to sleep...

I have never felt so crappy in my life...