My husband called me on his way home from work. He said he had to stop by FedEx first to drop something off. Long story short: he was dropping off a urine sample from a new employee at his work to be sent to the lab for drug testing.

So we talk a while, then he says he’s going to go into FedEx, so he will let me go. I said, “Good luck with your pee!” He kind of laughs, says he loves me and hangs up.

He then texted me to tell me I was on speakerphone and he was outside the car where other people could hear me 😂

My bad... 🤷‍♀️😂