So little funny story that has no point to it. My cousins wife offered to let me feel her baby kick and I swore I knew what that felt like to feel them with your hands. I felt him kick my hand like crazy. It got me thinking.. I’ve never been pregnant so how do I know what that feels like? Randomly I remembered. It was CPR training years ago. You’re sometimes grouped with people and we were being taught the Heimlich maneuver. I was grouped with a pregnant woman and since she was pregnant he told me to put my hands on her belly button instead of below her rib cage. So I did, and her baby started what felt like she was doing back flips and she was laughing and saying “she’s kicking the crap out of you hahah” meanwhile I’m like

I was trying so hard to pay attention to the teacher and not this child that was practicing gymnastics in utero. I was shooketh. I had no idea they could kick that hard. That was the first time ever I’ve ever felt a baby kick in someone’s belly.