I have a 17 month old son and my MIL is always judgemental. My hubby can do no wrong but anytime my son has a tiny bruise or diaper rash or just a diaper in she has to make a comment to me. Well my son had a tiny, I mean tiny bruise under his eyebrow, he snuck behind me while I was cleaning the fridge and I bumped him with a Tupperware I was taking out. Nothing big, didn't even cry. Well she sees it and is all dramatic asking what happened. So I tell her because to me it's not a big deal. She's all like OMG! Then the next day they are over again and my FIL throws a small football at my son for him to catch (he's 17 months old he can't catch yet) and it hit him square in the face. He of course starts crying. Takes him awhile for him to calm down. And my MIL says "not as bad as hitting him with a Tupperware".

Like I did it on purpose.