Posting anon since I am a frequent flyer here and I have 2 stories to tell but anyways... I have been sick these last few days to the point I’ve had to use the bathroom every 5 min to poop. Yesterday I pooped so much I ended up with a really bad rash! At 145am I woke up to needing to poop and my asshole burning.

When I laid back down I hurt so much I remembered I had some of my sons rash cream by my bed so I decided to use some and OMG it burned so bad like very bad I used a wipe to try and get it off but it wasn’t working it was still burning like hell so I got up and got in the shower (I will never use that on my kids again).

It took no kidding 30 min for it to stop burning; I had to lift my leg and bend over so the water would run down my ass. Eventually it stopped burning and got better so I could sleep... luckily my son has been sleeping till 8am the lasted few days so I was able to lay in bed naked for the rest of the night.

Ok second story...

My other kids went to their uncles house for the night, so when they left my SO and I decided to take the opportunity to have sex since our NB was sleeping... well my SO fell asleep not to long after laying down so I got up to feed my son since he woke up and i didn’t have time to put my underwear back. I laid him down on a pillow and started feeding him; after a minute I thought I had to fart so I did but only it wasn’t a fart and I kinda shit on my bed a little. My eyes widened as I looked at my son and said “oh shit”; I propped my sons bottle up and ran to the bathroom to finish and clean up; I went back in too see a streak where I was sitting so I put a towel over it and continued to feed my baby.

About 5min later my SO woke up and asked why I was sitting on a towel and I blamed it on our baby😭. I couldn’t tell him it was too embarrassing... so there are my stories I had to tell someone.

The cream I used was butt paste the red one