So I recently got my son a soother to try and help him learn to go to bed on his own. It’s a cute little hippo that projected stars on the walls and plays music and nature sounds. It has an automatic timer so it doesn’t play all night.

Nobody told me, and I’m an idiot for not reading instructions, that it is voice activated and will turn on if it hears the baby cry. So while I’m comforting my son while my boyfriend gets him a bottle the goddamn toy starts up without being touched from the corner off the room. I was all ready to call a priest and throw the thing out the window 💀