When you're a teacher, and your student excitedly tells you that they saw you at the store (in a town that you intentionally chose not to live in to avoid seeing students in public), so you have a moment of awkwardness because you're staring at your student as you shuffle through your brain trying to figure out how high you were when they saw you, and then you shoot the snitches get stitches look at them in case they happen to have seen you in the middle of an urgent munchie run.

#livingthatdoublelife

#teacherbydaystonerbynight