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We’ve been together for 9 years and we fart in front of each other all the time but we will never see each other poop 😂. I always lock the door too. Some thing need to remain a mystery
Poop face
So yes, this is completely random and weird as fuck. But, I am so scared for my husband to see my poop face 😂. I literally cannot poop without the door locked. Even then I’m scared he’ll accidentally walk in on me. I’ve also never farted in front of him. Ever. Idk why but I’m paranoid about it happening too. I really don’t know why, We’ve been together for 4 years, we’re completely comfortable with each other. He’s literally shaved my vagina because I’m fat and pregnant and can’t reach it.
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My now husband got food poisoning about a year into our relationship (we’ve now been together 10 years this year) and whilst leaning over the side of the bed to be sick in a bowl projectile pooped down my leg and side. Safe to say it’s not negatively affected our relationship 😂 there’s nothing either one of us could really do that would bother the other after that
How do you manage to go threw pregnancy without insane gas?! Lol. I swear I have to let it rip constantly just to release some of the pressure building up with the baby in there lol. My fiance used to hide in the corner of my bathroom to fart and hope and pray I wouldn't have to go in there after. A year later and tonight he decided to announce he was pooping with the door open.. he sure did lol.
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