Have kids, they said.

Toddlers aren’t as bad as they say, they said.

🙃🙃🙃 this is how my day started vs. how my day is ending.

TODDLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEY SAY. hahaha today has been a hot mess express. Three rounds of massive diaper explosions and now I’m stepping on dirt halfway across the house that I can’t even begin to explain how it landed all the way over there.

Brb, gonna spend the rest of my Sunday drinking wine and crying 😅