Difference between husband and wife

Kenzie • 30, Married 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

Wife: Spends 9 months being uncomfortable growing a baby, pushes out almost 9lb baby with no pain meds, doesn’t get a full nights sleep in years, deals with sore nipples for months feeding, eats cold meals forever.

Husband: Spends 15 minutes in office getting routine vasectomy and gets a gift basket of favorite treats, and a steak dinner.