My diabolical plan 😂

Today I'm on a mission to get my SO drunk enough to order stuff from Amazon I've been wanting for a while now 😂😂😂

I waited till he reached his breaking point quarantine wise, he started talking about how he needs to get out, "do something." So I show him this a few minutes later in a totally unrelated way 😂

Then a little bit later I tell him that after thinking about what we could go do, that maybe it'd be better if he just goes to the closest liquer store and get a bottle so he can get a buzz 😂

3 shots in a casually mention how it'd be nice if we could make our apartment patio into somewhere nice, where we could get fresh air 😂

Where I live the people don't mind their own damn business and almost always can't help but look over into our patio (this isnt a zoo, assholes) so I've been wanting to get something to obscure the view since we moved here over a year ago.

He's currently searching patio furniture on Amazon 🤣🤣🤣