RANT!!!!!!

This doesn’t have anything to do with me I’m just super annoyed. So this girl I’m friends with (we met on bumble bff) is a big ole city girl. Her Instagram and Vsco could tell you that. Anyway, she’s been hanging out with a farm boy for maybe 5 days. We hung out on Tuesday and she says to me “I think I’m turning country!! I want country boots like yours!” Like what?? In my head I was like sweetie that’s not how things work. But I entertained the idea. So she snaps me today and says “ugh. He’s been working on the farm all day. He came back for 20 minutes and left again. We are supposed to drink but farming is more important I guess.” In my mind I was like um? Ya the fuck it is??? But instead I just said “he’s got priorities, farming is pretty important compared to drinking”. Then she didn’t answer. He invited her to go to the farm with her but she’s scared of cows. How are you turning into a country girl if you’re scared of cows?? Idk man. I’m just annoyed. I grew up on farms and out in the sticks and girls like that are the reason I drink. I love her, but just be yourself. Don’t try to be something you’re not.

Rant over