I’m never doing it doggy again

So I’ve always been really awkward about sex and lately I’ve been going out of my comfort zone. This included new positions; off the side of the bed, cowgirl, and doggy just to name a few. My boyfriend and I fucked doggy a few times and it was great the first couple times. It felt really good for both of us and it was up there on my favorites.

THEN LIFE DECIDED TO RUIN IT FOR ME

So here we are doin the do: and he raises my hips higher. No problem. I’m bendy. I lay down farther and from the depths of my vagina comes a fucking QUEEF. I start laughing and just go w it because ya know, it happens. He pretty much blows it off with minimal laughing and thrusts again and it fucking happens again. So I’m like maybe we switch positions and he goes, it’s fine just put your hips down some. Thrusts again, it happens again. At this point I’m like a human can of Flarp. We switched to missionary and it happens like 2 more times and he collapses laughing. Finally it stops happening and we finish having sex.

I’m dead inside at this point and want to cry. He’s still laughing and goes “Let’s get something straight, where did that come out of?” It was then and there that my soul shriveled up and died and I informed him it was in fact out of my vagina. He has the audacity to say “Oh so it was a queef. That’s good.” Like, this boy thought I farted on his dick.

He gave me money to buy a new bra and panty set before he left to make me feel better, but in conclusion, I’m never fucking doggy style again.

Edit: Thank you guys for all the nice and supportive comments. It’s really made me realize that it happens to everyone and I wasn’t the only person in the world who’s had this happen :)