Peeing after sex?

Jordan • Identity Theft is not a joke, Jim.

Okay, ladies, me and my man just had amazing and I mean MINDBLOWING sex. But now that the fireworks display is over and I’m going to the bathroom for the traditional wee to clear the pipes——I CANT FREAKIN PEE.

I read some articles and discovered that this is ACTUALLY normal and caused by a monogamy hormone in our bodies but that’s not the point here.

The point is how the hell can I make myself pee faster?