My Husband

Ok so I have a confession I don’t want to tell my husband because he is already cocky enuff but his shit don’t stink literally I’ve been with him since a teen going on 30 years old and this whole time I have yet to smell his shit except the time he had a stomach virus but when he farts you hear it but won’t smell it I’ve walked in the bathroom plenty of times after he took a dump and smell nothing no air freshener no nothing also he could actually skip wearing deodorant and u wouldn’t smell a thing unless you literally sniffed his underarm how weird is that ???