Postpartum HornBalls, Need Ideas

So I will be 2 weeks postpartum this Friday. My entire pregnancy I had zero interest in sex until the very last month which by then I was placed on bed and pelvic rest so I wasn’t even allowed to have sex if I wanted to.

I cried a week before giving birth because I was so upset about the lack of intimacy and terrified that after baby arrived it would only get worse. It seriously took an emotional toll on me.

Now however, my god. The two of us cannot keep our hands off each other! We are literally counting down the days til we can have sex again and even hoping doctor gives me the go ahead sooner (we can dream). I feel like a damn TEENAGER again! It’s so bad that the two of us have already began really considering birth control options. Not looking for Irish twins (I think that’s what my mom calls that lol)

So give me some ideas ladies. When this sex ban is lifted, what should I do/plan for us?! Keep in mind NONE of my lingerie fits me anymore. The dirtier the better. Momma wants to be sore when we get done 🔥🔥