“Smells like puke”

So just now my husband and I are laying in bed trying to have sex, and I get close to his mouth when I start smelling something weird!!

His mouth was closed so I knew it wasn’t his breath, so I went lower and BAM, it came from his beard... it smelled like puke!!!!

So I paused for a second without saying anything then I told him “you smell like Parmesan cheese”

we both started laughing and he said “that’s why I asked you if you had drop pizza on the couch because I kept smelling it”

so now he’s washing his beard and I’m laying down cracking up and waiting to have sex😂😂🤣🤣🤣

And yes in my opinion I hate the way Parmesan cheese smells, but taste good!🙃