Y’all know that feeling when you’re horny as HELL after your period because you haven’t been able to masturbate in 7 days? Yeah so that was me yesterday. It was 11:45 PM and I finally get the chance to masturbate. Then my parents came inside for the night(we had our neighborhood block party) and I didn’t hear them because I had my earbuds in and was watching porn. Then my DAD WALKS IN THE ROOM, and I do my best to look like I WAS sleeping. He told me I needed to put the top up on my car and roll the windows up for the night. I quickly turned off my phone, got dressed and locked up my car. I had to wait until 12:20 to be able to SAFELY resume, but HOLY SH*T HOW DID HE NOT NOTICE! MY ASS WAS IN YHE AIR(under my covers) AND MY PHONE WAS EXPOSED WITH THE PORN ON IT!

Moral of this story is, MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS ARE SLEEPING OR IN THEIR BED FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT BEFORE YOU MASTURBATE!