Why child?!

Elizabeth

Apparently my child lost a goldfish in our recliner the other day. He just found it and ate it after I told him to put it in the garbage. He said it was squishy like popcorn and he likes popcorn. 🤢

Edit: sorry for some confusion. No, my child did not eat a dead pet goldfish, he ate an old stale goldfish snack cracker from the crack of our recliner. Hahaha I think I would have been a tad more freaked out hahaha.