HELP. WHICH ONE???

Soooo i need a birth control thats not going to affect my hormones AT ALL. I am so tired of being afraid everytime i have sex. Its fuckin nerve wrecking. Ofcourse my man is horny all the fuckin time and i am NOT ready to be pregnant again. My doctor said paraguard should not be the first one i try ??

Paraguard. Heard it can mess up your arm getting taken out.

Mirena. I heard can get lost and period is extra strong so dont do it

Depo. Extreme weight gain. Hell no im already plus size thick.

Patch. Made this girl super suicidal

Condoms. Keep popping 😒

WTF