TL:DR I have a blister on my boob from spite eating a pizza roll

Sooo My sister and husband eat everything super crispy. I like things more chewy typically. It turned into a conversation in my house yesterday that got a little petty when I made some pizza rolls for a snack for my son. They were how I like them but my sister said she likes them crispy, so in so many words I told her to make her own damn rolls. She did, but insisted I taste how much "better" they are that way....so I did. But as soon as they were out of the air fryer. And they were hot. So damn hot.

I bit slowly and made eye contact as the lava filling dropped right onto my boob.

Blistered. It straight blistered. I have a boob blister from spite eating a pizza roll.

I'm pizza roll petty