Y’all are gonna wanna hear this. So I saw this thing a while back saying there’s a way to make your period last like 2-4 days (even if it’s ridiculously heavy, like mine) and I just tried it and lemme tell ya. Hot fuckin damn. Basically what you do is blast out like 5-6 orgasms (fun!), then plug your nose and blow (like popping your ears). The orgasms loosen up your uterus and the pressure from blowing rockets an actual explosion of the devil’s waterfall right out your cooter. It’s an equally awesome and horrifying sight. I thought it might be bullshit at first but hey doesn’t hurt to try, right? (personally I thought it was very fun to try 🙃❤️)