I say that to myself when he’s annoying the shit out of me. Honestly, he is the best. I absolutely love him, we’ve been together for 8 years, our communication is solid, blah blah blah - we’re great.

HOWEVER, this grown man struggles with chores. He “forgets” to flush the toilet if he’s only peed. Doesn’t matter how many times I ask him to remember, he just doesn’t always do it. He also doesn’t clean the toilets. It drives me insane.

He leaves his dirty socks in the middle of our living room, leaves cabinets open, leaves used paper towels NEXT TO THE TRASH CAN.

I love him, he is my best friend, but he also drives me crazy.