OMG My “Captain Johnson” is stuck in my ass HELP!!

So I decided to try my “Captain Johnson” in my ass to practice cuz I don’t have much experience with anal and wanna loosen it up for the real thing but I’m havin trouble getting it out! I took it real slow gettin it in there, and it has a big “head” so it’s also uncomfortable coming out!!! Any advice??? Help please!!!

UPDATE:

So first a “Captain Johnson” is like a “Sargent Peter” except with a bigger head lol.

Lots of lube and patience and time eventually got that bastard out. A warning though!!! When it came free, it dragged a nice turd chunk onto the floor!!!! LOL I hate to laugh but it’s certainly funnier now than it was last night!

Be careful with things in your ass ladies!