How the fuck do you go about buying sex toys?

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Like how do you do that? I’m 19 and still live with my parents. I could keep it clean and hidden well after I get it, but I have no clue how to go about getting it. My parents are pretty controlling about when I’m allowed to go out and they’ve been policing every package that comes in because they’re *paranoid* out of their asses about the virus and they make a lot of online orders. Does anyone have any ideas?

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Let them open it when it comes and hope they are mortified enough to mind their own goddamn mail?

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Go to the sex shop, but tell them you’re going somewhere else. Or I know that some cvs, targets have some vibrators.

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You are an adult legally they can not take things from your mail. If this is an issue have it delivered to a trusted friends house or buy one at the mall, and take it home. I promise you the workers have seen it ALL before so there isn’t anything to be ashamed of.

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Have a friend order for you?

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I go to the sex shop, but right now that might not be easy...

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I hear you guys commenting w the Adult Thing. 
But I’m 40 years old, and you know what I wouldn’t be comfortable w my mom opening...?
...my sex toy shipment. 
I’ve gotten a small vibrator at CVS.  And Spencer’s.  And sex toy shops: they try really hard to create a comfortable environment. They’re brightly lit, not dodgy or seedy, and the clerk is so desensitized by all of it, I promise he doesn’t give a shit if you buy duct tape, a ball gag, and ride a pet goat into the store.

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Send it to a friends house if they’ll let you and when it comes have them open it. Get a bag or something to keep it hidden and put it in there until you get past your parents. 
Or just let them learn the hard way about opening your mail 🤷🏾‍♀️

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If they have a birthday or any holiday coming up maybe tell them you got them a gift and not to open your packages for the next few days? And then buy it but buy them a cheap present too😂

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Wait until before a birthday or holiday, get something small, but also get a vibrator, make sure the seller uses discreet packaging, tell your family don’t open it it’s a surprise

How the fuck do you go about buying sex toys?

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